So, Bluewater Comics simply must be totally aware that the illustrations for their Fame series (which covers famous pop acts such as Justin Bieber, the Glee cast and Lady Gaga) are absolutely wretched and barely resemble their musical subjects…. right? Right? We suspect not. In any case, Gaga gets a sequel to her first Fame comic book, and the pop star gets two more easily-mocked covers. See both drawings in all their un-glory below, and let us know which one makes you scowl more.

First up, we’ve got the Alejandro-based cover:

It’s not too terribly offensive, except her hair looks like a mushroom. (Not a far cry from how it looked in the video, though.) Did they really need to outline the entire shape of her body in thick black ink?

Let’s move onto the more abstract, more drag queen-y cover, inspired by “Telephone”:

So according to this cover, Drag Queen Gaga discusses little more than sunglasses, crosses, teacups and hairbows while speaking on the phone. In Bluewater’s defense, we bet that’s what an actual telephone conversation with Lady Gaga is like.

Do you want to see the cover of a publication doing Gaga justice? Check out her V Magazine covers.

[MTV]

Did You Hear?

:: Lady Starlight discusses how she began to collaborate with Lady Gaga, and that she advised the pop star to always, “Do it as big as you can, as loud as you can. Whatever it is. The more shocking the better.” It’s safe to say she took Ms. Starlight’s advice. [PopEater]

:: Jennifer Lopez’s new track “Good Hit” is dripping in Auto-Tune. Just give her a grill and a top hat and call her the female T-Pain. [MTV Buzzworthy]

:: Swedish pixie Robyn covers the Icelandic fairy Bjork’s “Hyperballad.” [Arjan Writes]

:: Check out Glee’s Dianna Agron in Vanity Fair, wearing what appears to be a flower with elephantiasis as a dress. [Just Jared]

:: Brandon Flowers teams up with Jenny Lewis for the mid-tempo, country-leaning Flamingo track “Hard Enough”. Can it be September 14 already? [Consequence of Sound]

After the jump, check out which stars will be lighting up the tube tonight.

Music On TV Today:
:: Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC) — Goo Goo Dolls
:: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) —Yo Gabba Gabba! cast
:: Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) — Ozzy Osbourne (repeat)
:: Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) — Kate Nash (repeat)
:: Ellen DeGeneres (ABC) — Dave Matthews Band (repeat)

Lady Gaga called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning (listen to the interview here), and discussed her recent stage-diving mini-show at Lollapalooza, her delight at the repeal of Prop 8, and the possibility of releasing two new albums. Squeal! Jump below for highlights from her early morning interview.

Lady Gaga recently thrilled the festgoers at Lollapalooza, but not in the way you think—her nearly-nude crowd-surfing during Semi Precious Weapons pretty much trumped her 0,000 stage show. So what made her take the plunge?

“I haven’t crowd surfed in a long time because no one lets me anymore,” said Gaga. “I love Semi Precious Weapons so much, they are my band… I don’t know what came over me, I just got so excited. I remember playing at that stage and what it felt like and they were doing such a great job. I was standing there with Lady Starlight, and she’s like, “Can you imagine if you just jumped into the crowd?” And I said [bleep] and I did it.”

Another recent event that excited Gaga was California’s Prop 8 being found unconstitutional. “I felt like it was a revolution, like a gunshot went off, like it set us all into rotation,” Gaga told Seacrest. “It was so exciting when it happened because it, for me, was a moment that indicated that it could happen in every state now… I was so happy and I went into the studio and kept writing.”

Although Gaga says her upcoming album is more or less “done”, she has more songs than can even fit on one album. “I can’t stop writing music,” she says. “I don’t know what I’m going to do. I might have to put out two records.”

As long as at least one of those albums is longer than The Fame Monster, that’s fine by us. Just don’t keep us waiting forever, Gaga!

[Ryan Seacrest]